I've been depressed lately, but what's new? I keep thinking of suicide. I looked up famous suicide notes earlier today, some were lovely. Some honestly made me laugh. I don't think I'd leave one, everything everyone already knows. Why'd Lee kill herself? Ah because she was a fat unlovable fuck-up, of course.
Ha! I actually found a suicide note generator! Hmm, I'd use that and have my family thinking wtf? Lol, especially since the one i generated gave the reason for killing myself as my penis being too small. (well it is, non-existent, can't get much smaller than that, can ya?)
Single male, age 51
Sunday 4:45 PM. Here goes
To who it may concern
Though I am about to kick the bucket I am as happy as ever. I am tired of this life so am going over to see the other side.
Good luck to all.
Married male, age 74
What is a few short years to live in hell. That is all I get around here.
No more I will pay the bills.
No more I will drive the car.
No more I will wash, iron & mend any clothes.
No more I will have to eat the leftover articles that was cooked the day before.
This is no way to live.
Either is it any way to die.
Her grub I can not eat.
At night I can not sleep.
I married the wrong nag-nag-nag and I lost my life.
I feel certain that I'm going mad again. I feel we can't go thru another of those terrible times. And I shan't recover this time. I begin to hear voices
~~ Virginia Woolf, author, d. March 28, 1941
‘The future is just old age and illness and pain… I must have peace and this is the only way. -Whale (film director)